You know that commercial where the woman likes the yogurt so much that she sucks it right out of the cup in the middle of the grocery store? Did that commercial offend you? Well, I got a call a couple of months ago from a guy who was so offended by that commercial that he wanted to sue the yogurt company, the advertising agency and the television networks for airing it.

He claimed the commercial offended his sense of morality and decency. Furthermore - he claimed - the sight of the woman doing such a thing to a cup of yogurt made him feel nauseous. I suggested that he change the channel the next time he saw it coming on.